tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52190007454387932852024-03-13T07:03:05.961-07:00Nut LoadImpudent Urinalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02168428923939864093noreply@blogger.comBlogger209125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-43513629688029544972023-11-07T20:12:00.001-08:002023-11-07T20:12:29.267-08:00Horizon: Zero Dawn (2017)<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjepskllM1otMU-GGEHQcwDkx9PNGxSjRhpw9bJA3bZVD9jo0nJMyQDfkBnW3O2LspGDOm39uQPLmXPiLQ00Alqobxy_oRR70N5blLjG8sdi1kYvkDuVZNmMCrXpyLeZBXY0ohSwzsYdzwM_7S77JrmvruFJHsElHMU03cxCArweWPIITxgFZDVgo8RRbWA/s339/Horizon_Zero_Dawn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="339" data-original-width="294" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjepskllM1otMU-GGEHQcwDkx9PNGxSjRhpw9bJA3bZVD9jo0nJMyQDfkBnW3O2LspGDOm39uQPLmXPiLQ00Alqobxy_oRR70N5blLjG8sdi1kYvkDuVZNmMCrXpyLeZBXY0ohSwzsYdzwM_7S77JrmvruFJHsElHMU03cxCArweWPIITxgFZDVgo8RRbWA/s320/Horizon_Zero_Dawn.jpg" width="278" /></a></div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #fcff01;">Genre</span></b>: Open World Action RPG | <b><span style="color: #fcff01;">Players</span></b>:1 | <b><span style="color: #fcff01;">Developer</span></b>: Guerrilla Games</p><p style="text-align: left;"> <span> </span>Tribal humans fighting mecha-dinosaurs? Quite a pitch. Sign me up. I see why they put that as the first trailer for the game. That child's dream premise is the setting of Horizon: Zero Dawn, where an unspecified apocalypse has left humanity on the brink of extinction. Those left have reverted to tribal stone age societies that survive by hunting animals and scavenging the mechanical beasts that now roam most of the land.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><span> </span>At the center of this is Aloy, a girl cast out from her tribe at birth for unknown reasons. Raised by her adoptive father figure and mentor, she trains to be able to take place in a tribal tradition that will win her re-admittance to the tribe as well as the right to demand answers of the matriarchal tribal leader of her past and banishment. Things go wrong tho when the contest is interrupted by outsiders raiding and slaughtering the contestants and other warriors who have seemingly come specifically to kill Aloy. This spurs her to journey outside tribal territory on a journey to find answers to not just the attack, but to her own heritage and how it connects to the legacy of the "Old Ones"; the humans of the pre-apocalyse who are both semi-worshiped for their technological knowledge and feared for their downfall that has left only ruins.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><span> </span>Players control Aloy in an open world setting where they can do quests for NPC's, follow the main story, fight machines both stealthily or openly with a wide variety of weapons and skills, or scavenge resources to craft items, weapons, ammo and outfits. The combat is decently fluid and the skills and weapons give many ways to take down enemies. Each enemy type has strengths and weaknesses that Aloy can scan to learn the best way of taking them down and leveling up gives skill points that can be spent for Aloy to learn new abilities which gives the RPG part of this action RPG. The enemy AI is decently challenging, but can feel a bit stifling when multiple enemies attack patterns overlap effectively stun-locking until Aloy dies. The world is large and heavily explorable with villages, bandit camps, cities, landscapes and the ruins of the Old Ones. More chances to run into the more colorful NPCs. The characters are all interestingly designed and acted as they go about their lives like the man who pays players to collect "artifacts" which are actually just ancient coffee mugs with corporate branding on them because he thinks they were part of a sacred ritual. Too bad Aloy is the least animated of them. Natural given she has lived isolated for 18 years, but she never seems to grow out of it. Ashly Burch gives great emotion in some dialogue, but Aloy's whole personality can come off kind of flat. There are also some technical bugs like voices sometimes going out of sync with mouths, or Aloy becoming torso-less when an outfit change won't load. Nothing unseen before in video games and it doesn't dampen what is an excellent science fiction story and adventure with varied combat and deep exploration with a bit of replayability in different dialogue trees and choices to be made.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #fcff01;">Buyer's Guide</span></b>: Was a PS4 exclusive for years until a PC port was released. The PC port was super buggy. It has since been patched, but is still the slightly less stable version with more versatility in technical options being on PC. Later editions come with the Frozen Wilds DLC already included.<br /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b>4</b> Corporate Sponsored Apocalypses out of <b>5</b><br /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><br /></p>Impudent Urinalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02168428923939864093noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-73851544520234308852023-09-17T23:59:00.020-07:002023-12-01T05:41:38.320-08:00Let’s Talk About Silent Hill in 2023(Also, The Order I Suggest Newcomers Follow)<p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBL0kbeNO6dq2J8kaxvkWH7PVsO9O8HlGJaiFyGKPPwOaf59xGoKeqhV5c9WSx58nUK9AAll9CsqWX2MRo51t4LOiqk0nO4Zvi497fqvfpsgzzT-_t9pXbJ0bkylGKMtvAZDlpZ5eIqutzHu6vkrGcbDpnCM2FyChNFmt2McvurSkC6Y-dP77SVMqqZ-Q/s411/Talk2.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="288" data-original-width="411" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBL0kbeNO6dq2J8kaxvkWH7PVsO9O8HlGJaiFyGKPPwOaf59xGoKeqhV5c9WSx58nUK9AAll9CsqWX2MRo51t4LOiqk0nO4Zvi497fqvfpsgzzT-_t9pXbJ0bkylGKMtvAZDlpZ5eIqutzHu6vkrGcbDpnCM2FyChNFmt2McvurSkC6Y-dP77SVMqqZ-Q/s16000/Talk2.png" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p><br />WOW, the monetary suggestions I made, and the hunting tips I laid out, in my reviews, sure look ludicrous, now, don’t they? You probably know who to blame. Let’s hope they get what they deserve, and that makes the market return to normal.<br /><br />Don’t hold your breath on it, but have hope, nevertheless.<br /><br />The best outcome I can reasonably expect is that the folks who spent obscene amounts of money on <i>Silent Hill</i> games, the last few years, will actually play them, and not simply let them rot on their shelves, as objects of status.<br /><br />FUCKING DO IT; THEY’RE OBSCENELY AMAZING.<br /><br />I intend to help anyone of that number who actually ends up wandering into this dark, <i>sometimes</i>, <b>somewhat</b> comforting corner of the interwebs. A while back, I was talking with a friend of mine, and stumbled into a sound strategy for tackling the series. I might as well share it.<br /><br />My suggested order is present at the bottom of this post, as an image, for those who have no interest in listening to me explain myself. I promise there will be no spoilers, should you hear me out, in full, but lots of people are impatient/busy/etc. That’s alright, because I enjoy talking, for my own sake. Diogenes would be proud.<br /></p><span><a name='more'></a></span><p><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: center;"><i>0rigins</i><br /></h1><p><br />As convenient, and perhaps clever, as it may seem to play <i>0rigins</i> (aka <i>Zer0</i>) first, DON’T DO IT. I hardline insist on you playing 3 before <i>0rigins</i>, because there are some wonderful parallels that you'll only pick up on if you've experienced 3. One instance of Travis essentially saying the same thing that Heather does, just sends me~<br /><br />Further, there is a reference to <i>Born From a Wish</i> in <i>0rigins</i>. <i>Born From a Wish</i> is Maria’s scenario from the complete versions of 2.<br /><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: center;">The Central Storyline<br /></h1><p><br />As a franchise, <i>Silent Hill</i> is significantly (but not completely) divided into Odds and Evens, similarly to the early-to-mid stretches of <i>Resident Evil</i>. The Odds (which include <i>0rigins</i>) comprise what can be described as the central storyline. The Evens are more stand-alone in nature, but can be folded into an omnibus conception/reading of the series.<br /><br />For this central storyline:<br /><br />The chronology is 0, 1, 3, 5 (i.e., <i>Homecoming</i>).<br />To get the most out of it, however, the order is 1, 3, 0, 5.<br /><br />You CANNOT put <i>0rigins</i> off until the end, if you were thinking of that; you need to see it play out before beginning <i>Homecoming</i>.</p><p></p><p>2 is referenced in 3's UFO ending, but you'll live, if you insist on skipping 2, like the world's biggest contrarian.<br /><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: center;">The Evens<br /></h1><p><br />To a degree, you can dabble in the Evens without having played some of the Odds. However, there tends to be references present in numerically and chronologically subsequent games in the franchise, to previous ones, regardless if they fall into the Even or Odd camp. I.e., later Odd games have no problem containing references to previous Even numbered entries, and vice versa. That’s probably a big “DUH,” but I’m saying it just in case.<br /><br />4 has to be played after 2, as there are connections present between them.<br /><br />There are references to 2 in 3, 4, and <i>Shattered Memories</i>. To see the (non-UFO) ones in 3, you need to be using a memory card with data from 2 on it, or to be playing on Hard.</p><p></p><p>The shirtless, bloody elephant in the room is Pyramid Head. Don't start with the 'Red Pyramid Thing' nonsense. Don't be that guy. That goddamn pretentious guy. I'm looking at you, Mezco. He's in 2, the movie, and <i>Homecoming</i>. You don't need to have played 2, to watch the movie or play <i>Homecoming</i>. He's an obligatory cameo in the former, and his significance in the latter is just that, <u>his significance in that specific game</u>. He is not unique to James, as much as even I once upon a time claimed, before catching myself and looking like a fool. Oh, past Neg~ You had good intentions, but <i>Homecoming</i> is sublime.<br /><br /><i>Downpour</i> references EVERYTHING, including <i>Shattered Memories</i>. The culmination that it provides isn't in terms of a giant, overarching story. Though, the series <b>can</b> be read that way! I absolutely do, but it isn't that <i>Downpour</i> has a universe-sized plot point or event that suddenly makes it all a singular narrative. There's no moment where all of the protagonists show up. That's not how Silent Hill works. The series or the town itself, as an entity. <i>Downpour</i> is a very subtle payoff for being a fan of the entirety of the franchise.<br /><br /><i>Downpour</i> really feels like the END. Like Tomm Hulett suspected that it really would be, and wanted to make a game that brought it all together. He succeeded. <i>Silent Hill</i> is a beautifully completed endeavor, if you weren’t aware, but that’s a story for another day. #Pachinkorules #Kojimadrools<br /><br />Though, <u>if you really wanted</u>, you could play <i>Downpour</i> at any point. Those references can wait, if they must. You can even choose to forgo the comic series tied to it (<i>Past Life</i> and <i>Anne's Story</i>). Again, the Evens are the ones that are capable of standing alone, even though they do have some really great elements that line up between them. Really on-point parallels. Which, I discuss (i.e., spoil) below the cut, <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2012/03/silent-hill-4-room-2004.html" target="_blank">here</a>.<br /><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: center;"><i>Downpour ‘Complete’</i><br /></h1><p style="text-align: left;"><br />There are two comic mini-series that tie into <i>Downpour</i>’s narrative, and arguably complete it. I personally only say ‘arguably’ because of my assessment of the overall quality of the first, known as <i>Past Life</i>. Regardless, it does provide one bit of information regarding Silent Hill’s postmaster, Howard Blackwood. I share that <a href="https://tokutableau.blogspot.com/p/details-regarding.html" target="_blank">here</a>. If you’re going to read <i>Past Life</i> (or the linked post), do so prior to playing <i>Downpour</i>. Read <i>Anne’s Story</i> afterwards, and please know that it identifies the canonical ending of the game.</p><p style="text-align: left;">It is <span style="color: #fcff01;">September 29th, 2023</span> and I have JUST been struck with the significance of <i>Past Life</i>. Now. 13 years after the fact. I could be embarrassed, but nahhhh. 13 continues to be a lucky number, for me. I'll just say that it helps with that omnibus conception I've been alluding to, which is only natural given that chronologically it is the earliest piece of fiction in the franchise.<br /><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: center;">1, <i>Shattered Memories</i>, & <i>The Movie</i><br /></h1><p style="text-align: left;"><br />These three pieces of media are differing takes on the same story. The movie has an incredible amount of veritas, as Rose follows the path opposite to the one chosen by Harry. It also has large ties to <i>Homecoming</i>, as they were made around the same time. They, 1.) debut what came to be the most consistent manner of transition between the misty and nightmare sides of the town, going forward, 2.) share a significant interior location, and 3.) both bring the Order to the fore, after it having finally been explicitly mentioned as such, by name, in text, during the events of 4.</p><p style="text-align: left;"></p><p style="text-align: left;">Play 1 before watching the movie.<br /><br /><i>Shattered Memories</i> can only be played after completing 1, 2, and 3, at the very least. If you’re okay with foregoing the UFO ending until later, though, that list of prerequisites can be reduced to simply 1 and 3. There are phone numbers present (and callable) for locations in 0, 1, 2, and 3, but those are on the level of easter eggs. <i>SM</i> is a reenvisioning of 1, not a remake. I absolutely implore you to play it on Wii, if that is possible. It is so incredibly obvious that this is the intended way to experience it. The puzzles lose a lot of identity and seem ridiculously simple when not being completed with motion controls. Plus, the PS2 port has to take opportunities to load infinitely more than the Wii version. Both of these factors tank the incredible level of immersion offered by the Nintendo release.<br /><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: center;">Canon Endings<br /></h1><p style="text-align: left;"><br />All of the games have multiple endings, which are incredibly organic, as they result from gameplay actions that flow seamlessly into these consequent outcomes. Most of the games have had their canonical endings identified:<br /><br /></p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li><i>0rigins'</i> is revealed at the beginning of <i>Homecoming</i>.</li><li>1’s is made clear via specifics of 3’s narrative.</li><li>3’s is shared in a memo, immediately prior to the end of <i>Homecoming</i>.</li><li><i>Shattered Memories</i> self-substantiates, so to speak.</li><li><i>Downpour</i>’s is presented in <i>Anne’s Story</i>.</li></ul><p style="text-align: left;"><br />It's worth noting that the endings forced upon you in your first playthroughs of 0rigins and 3, regardless of your actions, are the canonical endings. You have to play them again in order to get the other ones; your behavior only registers on subsequent runs. It is incredibly nice that they did eventually establish them within the fiction itself, though. This will come back up, shortly.<br /></p><p style="text-align: left;">I argue that 4’s can be safely assumed via a general sense of logic regarding its potential events.<br /><br />2’s is the most ambiguous, which is fascinating, given that it is directly commented on by someone in 4. They honestly provide nothing concrete, as much as they themselves may believe that they are. They actually raise a possibility that even 2 itself didn’t explicitly put forth!<br /><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: center;">The Most Basic Order<br /></h1><p><br />In order to pick up on every reference, it’s:<br /><br />1, 2, <i>Born From a Wish</i>, 3, 4, 0, Movie, <i>Homecoming</i>, <i>Shattered Memories</i>, <i>Past Life</i>, <i>Downpour</i>, <i>Anne's Story</i><br /><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: center;">My Suggested Order<br /></h1><p>...is not that different from the above. My only recommended change is beginning with 2 (and <i>Born From a Wish</i>). This is because 2 has the strongest <i>individual</i> story and should gut-hook a player, as a result. Beginning with 1 is a dicey proposition, for two reasons:<br /><br />1.) The Bad and Bad+ endings are the most hollow and immediate endings I have ever witnessed in a game. To come all that way, only to receive THAT, could turn someone off of the franchise entirely. I have explained to people, in a non-spoilery way, exactly when to hunt around for the means to achieve the Good or Good+ endings, but I shouldn’t have to do that. <span style="color: #ff00fe;">Perhaps this is exactly why the canonical endings of 0rigins and 3 are unavoidable on your initial playthroughs~</span><br /><br />2.) By itself, 1 is very much like a B-movie. Which, admittedly, some people will enjoy! However, please know that 3 retroactively makes 1 AMAZING. I cannot guarantee that someone will continue on with 3, if they don’t like B-movies, or especially if they end up getting the bad endings.<br /><br />Ergo, starting with 2 is the absolute best idea. It should easily grab someone, and after experiencing something as compelling as 2, I’m willing to bet they’ll at least look up the good endings, if tragedy befalls them in their playthrough of 1.</p><p>The only (non-)issue is that you'll need to circle back to 2's UFO ending, after having seen 1's UFO ending. Don't sweat it.<br /></p><p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfjybQjBHZqIzE3HP4YcJsnlB4wCr2qwxkzkkyQcNNXsI_Q3BoCghdUiadUHOS_4TBqdxiYYZautfFoFDn3UG--EYSpreSRvqiydtJ1STIbAps5nRe8211iLyiNO5kdEydmM3ZQMcVBLRxsnIU-s6Egx-WvXm-_5agiEAwC-ZhBb8-cuOCXPWSm2PRZpo/s3278/TheOrder.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="3278" data-original-width="693" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfjybQjBHZqIzE3HP4YcJsnlB4wCr2qwxkzkkyQcNNXsI_Q3BoCghdUiadUHOS_4TBqdxiYYZautfFoFDn3UG--EYSpreSRvqiydtJ1STIbAps5nRe8211iLyiNO5kdEydmM3ZQMcVBLRxsnIU-s6Egx-WvXm-_5agiEAwC-ZhBb8-cuOCXPWSm2PRZpo/s16000/TheOrder.png" /></a></div><span><!--more--></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-38392009689488606742020-07-26T18:38:00.012-07:002023-09-23T19:31:08.156-07:00Final Fantasy VIII (1999)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UHFuBlgDnag/Xx4kDTOi_SI/AAAAAAAAKh0/mmTE0azpDko1Y6GQ4Gj-bG33_DnFiBEhACLcBGAsYHQ/s1454/VIII%2BCover.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1383" data-original-width="1454" height="380" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UHFuBlgDnag/Xx4kDTOi_SI/AAAAAAAAKh0/mmTE0azpDko1Y6GQ4Gj-bG33_DnFiBEhACLcBGAsYHQ/w400-h380/VIII%2BCover.png" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font color="#FF0000">Genre</font>: RPG<font color="#FF0000"><font color="#000000"> | <font color="#FF0000">Players</font></font></font>: 1<font color="#FF0000"><font color="#000000"><font color="#FF0000"><font color="#000000"> | <font color="#FF0000">Developer</font></font></font></font></font>: Squaresoft<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>VIII went out of its way to create a very unique and strange system, but it ironically ended up producing a very one-dimensional experience, even compared to bog-standard RPG systems. Basically, you equip stocks of spells as armor and stat-boosts. Of course, this drops your inclination to use magic to absolute 0. Well, close enough. You’ll usually end up collecting two full batches of the various Cure spells, so you can actually use them, as intended, but that’s it. Outside of that, when you cast magic, you’re decreasing your stats! Why would you ever want to do that?</div><br />There are two ways to get magic, but all that changes between those methods is HOW you’re going to be significantly waylaid. You can ‘Draw’ magic from enemies, resulting in a duplication of leveling. You’ll be leveling yourself and grinding for spells whenever you come across an enemy with something new. Ideally, you don’t want to level, because enemies’ levels increase right alongside yours. But, you need AP to teach your summons new abilities, especially if you’re using the second method. Ergo, you ARE going to level to a normal degree, unless you specifically modify EVERY non-boss enemy into its playing card, from the game’s preeminent mini-game, Triple Triad. That only increases the time necessary to complete the game a MILLION fold. You ARE going to level. It is…inevitable...<br /><br />The second method involves modifying Triple Triad cards and item drops into collections of spells. Again, that only means that you’re going to spend aeons playing cards, or getting drops, instead of Drawing spells. There is no escaping the eternity of VIII, unless you’re a speedrunner, but their fate is still mostly the same.<br /><br />VIII commits a fundamental sin. I consider a fundamental sin to be an act that goes against something so BASIC to the structure or purpose of something, that it should have never had to be spoken of, in the first place. The joy of grinding in jrpgs is based on the very simple concept of reinforcement. The more you level, the stronger you become, and USUALLY the more money you acquire. The stronger you are, the faster battles end. This creates a very nice curve, and cycle, of reinforcement.<br /><br />VIII says, ‘NO.’ An early boss battle sums the problem up, perfectly:<br /><br /><i>'Oh, no! HELP ME!'<br /></i><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>'Yo, I got you, girl...just wait for about 30 minutes while I Draw these 3 new spells from this thing and its minions. Don’t worry, I’ll get around to defeating them, eventually.'</i></div><br />You get stuck in singular battles for extended periods of time, Drawing spells. The joy of getting into and ending battles swiftly is largely denied. It doesn’t help that the battle animations feel like they’re in slow-motion, and there’s a healthy delay to getting into battles AND starting card games. Again, there is no escape.<br /><br />What inevitably happens (if you don’t quit immediately) is that you put up with this and equip the spells and summons as best you can, in three sets, that you can switch between characters. This is largely a farce, though, since you’re just going to attack Squall until he’s in critical HP, and then have him spam his Renzokuken Limit Break endlessly, since it hits a large amount of times.<br /><br />If only there was a game that allowed you to hit multiple times, without having to be on the verge of death. Oh yeah, <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2015/02/final-fantasy-20th-anniversary-edition.html">Final Fantasy I</a>… It’s utterly incomprehensible that VIII chose to make class-specific skills into Limits. Why isn’t the Blue Mage casting Blue Magic? Why isn’t the Monk doing his special attacks, at will? Why isn’t the gunman using special ammo? Why is the Beastmaster not using her beast? The ways to prevent players from spamming these skills are MP pools, fighting game inputs, and ammo supplies. They had all of this down pat <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/04/final-fantasy-vi-iii-1994.html">two games prior</a>! But, here, they all have to be nearly dead to use their special skills. What? Why?!?!<br /><br />I’ll address Triple Triad, <a href="https://tokutableau.blogspot.com/p/triple-triad.html">here</a>, because I want to end with some discourse on the story and characters. When I think of VIII, I'm always struck by how I remember the events of it, but virtually nothing of the characters. They are character sketches, at best. Ideas jotted on a napkin, by a writer, that were never brought to life, never developed. It's exactly the same in <i>Uchu Sentai Kyuranger</i>. At the end of the series, because there have been no personal interactions between them, no bonding, no hanging out, the Senshi are STILL just character sketches. 50 hours, or 50 episodes, and there's nothing to show for any of these characters beyond: "This is the brooding lead." "This is the sickeningly cute girl." "This is the chef.” Many members of the party in <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2014/02/xenogears-1998.html">Xenogears</a> only have their introductory story event to their names. This is honestly much more than most of the party in VIII can claim. They’re almost like Transformers: they’re definitely personalities, but not really characters.<br /><br />Part of the issue is that Squall is given carte blanche to turn them off like light-switches. Quistis TRIES to be a character, but Squall flatly says, ‘NO. Not on my watch.’ No one should ever be given this manner of power.<br /><br />When it comes to the story…I still don’t entirely understand it. I’ve definitely heard some theories about it, but none of them have helped me. The resolution to this amorphous issue is honestly awe-inspiring, in the worst possible way. You are going to be presented with the most bald reasoning I have ever witnessed. It’s like an animatronic that has been stripped of not only its skin, but also all of the plastic shielding holding its wire guts to shape.<br /><br />You can’t do that. You have to come up with some explanation, guys. It doesn’t have to be elaborate, but it has to EXIST. I’m talking Care Bears, here, guys. Care Bears. Oh, and technically the game's biggest surprises are spoiled by the computer you can access at the very beginning of the game. But, who reads things? Oh wait, people who play RPGs... 😡<br /><br />There was a time when I actually strolled into a forum and claimed that this was my favorite game. Do you know why? Because it helped me waste time. It gave me something to do, while I was coming to grips with something I had lost. First came VIII, then came <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2016/07/final-fantasy-xii-2006.html">XII</a>. I needed time and distractions. If that’s all you need, have at it. It’s great for wasting your time, but little else.<br /><br /><div>A dumpster fire, from stem to stern. I don’t understand how things like this and Kyuranger make it out of development, in such a state.</div><div> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDDFOhvDU_4qmS2pGOrv6Gc5H6hGDuwOmPmGY2mEM46ru5J7CwS6Lg8GYlWNMJYheFtCVrJ9oErfM4ijnl-ewzayZ2QZyGRqY3BK-K2T4HpeAqY94C3x2fkZMC0-V5EdfCmVFyIuIotzEKszkPXd39Hq6muu8JVpe6IvYazRmWzw_g-GXl2k91qaVCSfc/s1389/Zedd.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="1389" height="207" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDDFOhvDU_4qmS2pGOrv6Gc5H6hGDuwOmPmGY2mEM46ru5J7CwS6Lg8GYlWNMJYheFtCVrJ9oErfM4ijnl-ewzayZ2QZyGRqY3BK-K2T4HpeAqY94C3x2fkZMC0-V5EdfCmVFyIuIotzEKszkPXd39Hq6muu8JVpe6IvYazRmWzw_g-GXl2k91qaVCSfc/s320/Zedd.png" width="320" /></a></div><br /></div><div>I'll stick with <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/03/dirge-of-cerberus-2006.html">Dirge</a>, tyvm~</div><div><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="color: red;">Buying Guide</span>: Originally a PSX release. Also, PC. It's been remastered, so it's on PS4, Switch, and Xbox One. I've seen some screenshots. They definitely half-assed it. I'm honestly not surprised. Wait, didn't they lose the source code, or something? Some things are lost for a reason, mir?<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>0 Dreamy Cowboys For Selphie To Bang, Even If She Wrote This Fanfiction out of 5<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-59708324407275564262019-05-05T18:44:00.001-07:002023-02-23T11:18:25.808-08:00Mega Man 4 (1992)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Genre</span>: Platformer | <span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Players</span>: 1 | <span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Developer</span>: Capcom<br />
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Let’s wrap this endeavor up. I briefly discussed 4 in my review of <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2014/09/mega-man-5-1992.html" target="_blank">5</a>, but I want to tackle the Anniversary Collection in <a href="https://deadercuckoo7.blogspot.com/2019/05/the-mega-man-collection.html" target="_blank">a Mega Man Collection post</a>. The main reason I’ve forwent this for so long, besides wanting to talk about 5 quite a bit more, is because 4 is very much the workhorse entry. It’s not the greatest; it’s FAR from the worst. I’ve never complained about doing a run, outside of having to deal with the newly borked Rush Jet, of course.<br />
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As I’ve said elsewhere, it’s a deathtrap, now. I cannot fathom why they would ever go from the perfect execution of it (in Rush’s first appearance, no less!) to this pile of horseshit. If a sub-pixel of your toe touches him, he’s off, WITHOUT YOU. Progress. We’re supposed to progress, people. Move forward, not back. This is a regression.<br />
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I’ll be honest, I take Toad Man out first, which immediately nets me Rush Marine. And yet, I have NEVER thought to use it in Dive Man’s stage. Not once. I only now saw it mentioned as a possibility on the wiki. Ergo, for me, there is only one tiny section where it’s ever been able to be used. That has never bothered me. It made it feel special. It made me feel glad that they decided to keep it, in spite of its VERY VERY limited time to shine. I’m a 3 fanboy, through and through. It can’t jump out of the water and be used for platforming, anymore, but that was quirky icing, not functionality I ever expected.<br />
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Beyond Rush, there are two new, hidden movement tools to find. Balloon is basically Item 1 from <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2019/05/mega-man-2-1989_5.html" target="_blank">MM2</a>. Wire is a grappling claw that allows you to travel vertically and jump slightly sideways on the dismount. Its usefulness is somewhat constrained, unless you’re like me and want to grind for E-Tanks in Drill Man’s stage.<br />
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I mean the following in a literal sense, not a tonal sense: The visuals are a bit darker than elsewhere in the series. Everything’s a bit drab. It doesn’t take too much away from the experience, but it is worth noting. I suppose the beginning of Ring Man’s stage is an outlier, but the majority of it falls very much in line with this assessment. That said, it is a serious boon for Pharaoh Man and Dust Man. The former is top-tier, from his design, to his theme, to the night-time tomb raiding expedition that is his stage. I respect him way too damn much to use his weakness against him. The first time, anyway. The rematches are immediately followed by the initial battle with Wily. I have to be pragmatic about it. Dust Man…the unspoken story of his stage is magnificent and haunting.<br />
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Ultimately a damn fine game, across the board.</div>
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<span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Buyer’s Guide</span>: Buyer’s Guide: NES game. Mega Man Anniversary and Legacy Collections (PS2, PS4, Xbox, Xbox One, GC, 3DS, Switch). Virtual Console. PSN. Cell phones. The usual.<br />
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3 Fat Guys Hula-Hooping In the Rain out of 5 </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-6608221525421623632019-05-05T16:10:00.000-07:002019-08-19T13:24:22.063-07:00Mega Man 6 (1994)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="color: red;">It took them until their last NES at-bat, but they finally hit a grand slam. I fucking love this boxart.</span></span></td></tr>
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<span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Genre</span>: Platformer | <span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Players</span>: 1 | <span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Developer</span>: Capcom<br />
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When I first started replaying this entry as an adult, I found it kind of soulless. That’s a bit crazy to me, at this point. The more I played it, the more I enjoyed it. It’s really fun! It isn’t as easy as 5, but it’s the closest game in the franchise to it, in that regard.<br />
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It’s cool to know that some of the Masters were designed by people other than Capcom’s usual creative staff. Contest winners from Canada (Daniel Vallée) and…North America (Michael Leader; thanks Mega Man Wiki, for that wonderfully detailed bit of information…) were responsible for Knight Man and Wind Man. I rather like the former, but not for reasons one might expect. You see, he doesn’t care about always giving you easy chances to cross the room, like most Masters. No, he’s perfectly fine with occasionally jumping you straight into a corner. I rather like assholes like him and Charge Man (who’ll change directions on a whim and pimp walk all over your corpse with no fucks given). Wind Man…is one of the easiest Masters ever. Oh well~<br />
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If nothing else, those two are the ones that appear on the NA cover. That's top-shelf, Nintendo. Class. Yes, Nintendo, because they were the ones that published it, here, not Capcom.<br />
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In spite of the split theming of the overall crew, there is a bit of a generic feel to everything on display, but it’s far from my original assessment of the game’s merit. All of the Masters are taking part in a tournament run by Wily (SPOILERS, OH NO!!!), but four of them are much more warrior-like than the others. Those being Knight Man, Centaur Man, Tomahawk Man, and Yamato Man. It’s best that they didn’t call the last one Spear or Yari Man, because you would have ended up wielding the Spear Spear~<br />
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These four Masters can all be reached via two different paths. The fights with them are the same, but traversing the less accessible ones will cause them to give you the Beat parts. Yeah, Beat returns, but isn’t nearly as useful, as far as I can tell. In <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2014/09/mega-man-5-1992.html" target="_blank">5</a>, he was fairly indispensable. Here…is anything weak to him? I always just use Tomahawks whenever it seems as if he would be worth calling.<br />
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I absolutely cannot complain about that, however, given how well the Rush Adaptors are utilized. You have to use Power and Jet Mega Man CONSTANTLY, especially in the Dr. X and Wily Castles. Yeah, the same animations of Rush transforming play every time you select them, but you can skip ‘em by mashing buttons. The only real drawback to using them is that you cannot slide. Power Mega Man still has a basic projectile in spite of him mainly relying on regular and charged punches. Not being able to charge your Buster isn’t really something you need to do while flying as Jet Mega Man. No, it flat out isn’t necessary, at all, to my knowledge. I’ve never felt that need. These two went on to be combined into the Super Adapter in <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/09/mega-man-7-1995.html" target="_blank">7</a>.<br />
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The other four Masters are mostly elemental in nature. Flame Man stands out, as you may personally find him culturally insensitive. I’m honestly much more upset that the power he grants you is a re-colored flame effect from Gemini Man’s stage. Seriously? Plant Man is the oddball, but I rather like him. I even like his somewhat irritating backyard. The latter half of his stage is a pit-filled obstacle course predicated on springs that respond to the strength with which you press the jump button. This can be trouble if your controller of choice is as knackered as my current PS2 one is. It’s a little maddening, but it’s an appropriate challenge to overcome in order to earn the Jet Adaptor.<br />
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In short, 6 is a bit of a mixed bag, but even what’s not top-tier is still comfortably enjoyable.<br />
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I dig it, man.<br />
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<span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Buyer’s Guide</span>: Buyer’s Guide: NES game. <a href="https://deadercuckoo7.blogspot.com/2019/05/the-mega-man-collection.html" target="_blank">Mega Man Anniversary</a> and Legacy Collections (PS2, PS4, Xbox, Xbox One, GC, 3DS, Switch). Virtual Console. PSN. Cell phones. The usual.<br />
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3 Easily Missable Proto Man Appearances out of 5</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-7102223714639793462019-05-05T14:45:00.000-07:002019-10-23T15:02:21.209-07:00Mega Man 2 (1989)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Genre</span>: Platformer | <span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Players</span>: 1 | <span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Developer</span>: Capcom</div>
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Though hailed as a classic by many, I'm just not much of a fan of it. I still play it, though. That having been fearlessly stated, I will concede that there are a number of positives!<br />
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I really do love the Masters. I’m sincerely glad that they all came back in <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/02/mega-man-3-1990.html" target="_blank">Mega Man 3</a>. That wasn’t padding. It was honoring, dammit. Because I load this up rather infrequently compared to the rest, I usually have to do the rematches many multiple times. I blame Wily. Though, blame is a poor choice of word. I’m rather glad of it. I love having to do it! It demonstrates to me that the fluidity in the controls did come into being a bit sooner than the third entry. Something about being removed from the stages themselves puts that into perspective. I’ll never ever be able to Buster Shadow Man, but I have a decent grasp on Quick Man and his fleet-footed shenanigans. There’s a wholesome joy to blasting through all of them again and again, until I remember that the hit-box on Wily Machine 2 seems to extend beyond its nose…<br />
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Some of the stages are exquisite. I have no qualms whatsoever with doing Quick Man’s as many times as necessary. The disappearing blocks in Heat Man’s are the most notorious in my personal span of the series. There might be more insidious ones out there, but I absolutely respect this set. I enjoy those precarious bastards. On the other end of the spectrum, Crash Man’s is pure monotony and Metal Man’s makes my eyes bleed. While we’re here, one could complain about so many Masters and other bosses being weak to the Metal Blades, but frankly I’m surprised that more aren’t. You’re literally chucking sawblades around, of course destruction is inevitable! The rate at which your supply depletes is broken, as well. Feel free to cheese the game to your heart’s content. Even someone who Busters as much as they feasibly can, like me, ends up using them a decent amount.<br />
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The elephant in the room is the Boobeam Trap. It’s pretty bad. I’ll explain why I feel this way: until you know exactly how to do it, it will waylay your first run. If you play as sporadically as me, it’ll stop even subsequent runs dead in their tracks. The stage itself feels overly long with the moving platform sections, and overly cruel with the final gauntlet of Sniper Joes and their mecha walker things. Technical terms, yo. Dying to the trap makes you repeat all of the sections I just detailed. There is no boss hallway checkpoint! The thing that makes it the worst is that the turrets can only be damaged with Crash Bombs. You simply don’t have enough to take out all of the barriers and the turrets. Now, a bit of mercy is shown in that if you make it there again, without getting a game over, the barriers you destroyed will not reappear. Of course, you’ll have to hope you didn’t take the weapon refill capsules at the start (and go back there to get them, if you didn’t) because otherwise you will be FARMING. Oh JOY~<br />
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Now, I’m going to draw a direct comparison to explain my thinking. The first Wily stage in <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2014/12/mega-man-1987.html" target="_blank">the first game</a> also forces me to play it over and over. However, unlike the Boobeam Trap, I rather enjoy the process. Mainly it’s because that stage is not an exercise in exact resource management. You have more than enough Ice Slasher to freeze the Big Eyes and the flame pillars. You have enough Super Arm for all three lives in a round. You are given energy for the Magnet Beam after traversing the pit, immediately before the section it is mandatory for. You restart right before the Yellow Devil. The Thunder Beam is very energy efficient. AND, even if you somehow manage to run out (you won’t, you’ll die first) you can damage it with more than just its weakness!!!<br />
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The Boobeam Trap doesn’t break the game, but it exists squarely in the realm of INCREDIBLY IRKSOME, until you know (or remember) what has to happen. I avoid 2 as much as I do, because of it.</div>
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“Get Good!”<br />
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That requires motivation, son, and this game tends to sap it out of me.<br />
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<span class="s1"><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">Buyer’s Guide</span>:
NES game. <a href="https://deadercuckoo7.blogspot.com/2019/05/the-mega-man-collection.html" target="_blank">Mega Man Anniversary</a> and Legacy Collections (PS2, PS4, Xbox,
Xbox One, GC, 3DS, Switch). NES Mini. Virtual Console. PSN. Cell phones. The
usual.</span> <br />
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1½ Overrated Tracks out of 5</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-4989928977300310712017-12-06T13:41:00.000-08:002019-05-07T09:16:46.965-07:00Mega Man X (1994)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Though they are related, the classic and X series are relatively distinct entities. X did not take up the torch, wholesale. <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/09/mega-man-7-1995.html" target="_blank">Mega Man 7</a> saw release after this game, and eventually there was an 8, 9, 10, and 11. The defining differences are as follows:<br />
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<b>Pros</b>:<br />
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<li>The Mavericks, while still essentially Robot Masters, are animal-themed.</li>
<li>X can wall-jump straight up singular walls.</li>
<li>X can find Dr. Light capsules to power-up his legs, armor, helmet, and X-Buster.</li>
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<b>Cons</b>:<br />
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<li>X’s soundtrack is all screechy guitars and synths.</li>
<li>Each entry attempts to shoe-horn in more and more story.</li>
<li>Heavy emphasis on a new character, as the series progresses.</li>
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There’s an (ego-driven) reason that Zero is doted on, but that doesn’t mean it was done well, or was justified. It wasn’t. In fact, in a later entry, there exists a situation that clearly demonstrates that they were no longer bothering to play-test the games fully, FOR THE TITULAR CHARACTER. Zero is over-powered and there’s no weakness present in him to balance it out, as with Proto Man. How I love thee, my dear, sweet Proto Man <span style="font-size: large;">😍</span><br />
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If you’ve read almost any of my reviews here, or on the other Nut Blogs, you know that, in general, I play games for story. I play them for characters. There are times where skill is the primary focus, however, and the classic and Mega Man X series are two of those times, for me. If I found the story of the X series to be compelling—or logical—I would have been ecstatic. However, it’s not, and I find it completely and utterly obtrusive. The text gets longer and longer in each entry and quickly becomes unbearable. As I noted in <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/09/mega-man-x3-1996.html" target="_blank">my X3 review</a>, the power-ups come to be detrimental, as well. It pains me, because this game is fantastic. <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/02/mega-man-x2-1994.html" target="_blank">X2</a> is acceptably worse, and I honestly kind of like X3, in spite of itself. That’s where the series ends for me. I tried my hand at X4, X5, and X6 and they are not pleasant. In my opinion, both series lost themselves when they jumped to the Playstation.<br />
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This game, though, this one has always been near-perfection. Zero’s role is minimal, the story is basic, and it controls like a dream. There are changes in the levels that occur depending on the order in which you take out the Mavericks. You’ll have to revisit some of them to collect the heart container in each (and the game's four sub-tanks), because of these ultimately beneficial changes. Those sub-tanks are innovation of the best kind, because you permanently possess them and you can fill them by collecting energy when you’re at full health. There’s even a level that starts with the perfect grinding spot. It’s not the kind of secret that you can intuit, but Ryu’s Hadouken can be learned and performed when at full health. It instantly KOs everything and I highly recommend using it to painlessly clear the first part of the Sigma fight. I really wish he had settled for simply being a serial villain like Wily. There was no reason he couldn’t have been all, “I got put back together and I’ve got another set of Mavericks, X!”<br />
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The elephant in the room is, fittingly, <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2012/04/maverick-hunter-x-2006.html" target="_blank">Maverick Hunter X</a>, which I said did the near-impossible and improved this. It did. I stand by that. Numerical scores are a tricky thing and they can paint you into corners. Well, when writing reviews, YOU can paint yourself into a corner. While Maverick Hunter X improves quite a bit, it is a case of ICING. In terms of the original LACKING, I can only bring to mind the second Sigma level, which starts in a very ho-hum way as compared to the remake.<br />
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I can’t give this less than what I gave Maverick Hunter X, and I won’t. This is simply a consequence of the nature of the act of writing reviews. And, <u><i>when</i></u> you feel inspired to write them. Also, being human. If nothing else, it helps me call attention to a collection post wherein my fellow Nut Blog authors and I detail <a href="http://deadercuckoo7.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-viable-options-collection.html" target="_blank">the pieces of media that we feel are equally worthwhile in multiple incarnations</a>.<br />
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<span style="color: #674ea7;">Buyer's Guide</span>: Originally an SNES game. It's on the Wii and Wii U Virtual Consoles, and the eShop (but, only if you're using a New 3DS, apparently). Damn your idiotic nomenclature, Nintendo. Your quarter-assed console iterations, too. It's on the SNES Mini, mobile phones, and oddly enough MS-DOS, as well. It's obviously in the <a href="https://deadercuckoo7.blogspot.com/2019/05/the-mega-man-collection.html" target="_blank">Mega Man X Collection</a>, which was on PS2 and GameCube, but is now coming to PS4, Xbox One (Did Nintendo name that one, too?), and the Switch.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-37227399658026693462017-11-17T19:12:00.000-08:002019-12-27T06:51:53.708-08:00Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (1988)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This review is an experiment. Or, more precisely, this playthrough was an experiment. It had been decades since I last played Simon’s Quest, in any serious capacity, and I wanted to judge it as objectively as possible. Were the virtually universal problems with the game actually legitimate complaints? I was determined to find out. There were some solutions that I could not remove from my memory, however. In those cases, I set about determining if there was ANY way to intuit those things in the course of normal play, bereft of <i>Nintendo Power</i> and <a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AI3M9yriTB0/Wg-XjHoWNLI/AAAAAAAAE5s/1jbLXJY5JfUc6bJ3iShtBpFuxgcDwvyqgCLcBGAs/s1600/ConsumerGuide.jpg" target="_blank">the strategy guide of its era</a> that I had back then. I fully admit that there was an obscene amount of nostalgia in play, but I did my best to not let that determine the score.<br />
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No matter the outcome, I knew a singular truth would remain, one that outreaches its success or failure as a playable and enjoyable experience: this is the kind of game that I like. Honestly, it’s the first game I encountered that won me over with its ATMOSPHERE. I do enjoy the original <i>Castlevania</i> and <i>Dracula’s Curse</i>, and I now believe that those are very successful at creating atmosphere in their own right. This is because of my latter-day experiences with <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/03/castlevania-iv-1991.html" target="_blank">Castlevania IV</a>. However, none of those are the type of game that I innately prefer. Simon’s Quest has you visiting towns, exploring the countryside, finding secrets, and collecting a set of special objects. The engine is very similar to the other two games in the franchise that were released on the NES, but the execution is almost wholly different. You aren’t traveling a fixed path. You have to backtrack and explore the world. Your progression is dependent on finding, buying, and trading items; it’s the first step towards Metroidvania! I love the world and I love the mythos. As a kid, I pored over Oriental Trading catalogues to find exactly the right toys to be Dracula’s body parts. As much as a ring can be a body part, at any rate… I still have my two copies of <a href="https://deadercuckoo4.blogspot.com/2017/11/worlds-of-power-castlevania-ii-simons.html" target="_blank">Christopher Howell's <i>Worlds of Power</i> adaptation</a>! I even had the Tiger Electronics handheld.<br />
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Right, onto the game itself: Hearts act as currency and seemingly allow you to level up. There's an experience meter, but in my...experience, I've always leveled up when actually collecting a heart. You have three lives but this only really matters when you’re grinding to buy something. I.e., when you’re trying to buy something, park yourself on the closest screen with enemies and BE CAREFUL until you’ve reached your goal and made the purchase. Okay, okay, continuing does affect the ending you'll receive, as well. I'll get to that in time.<br />
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Frankly, this does everything right that <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2015/02/zelda-ii-adventure-of-link-1988.html" target="_blank">Zelda II</a> does wrong. Yeah, you're moving back and forth and up and down levels, but the areas look different. They're colored diversely. Different colored woods, different colored skies, different colored towns. There's as much back and forth in the entire game as there is in, I dunno, the first two palaces in Zelda II? That game is out of its mind. I should have scored it lower.<br />
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It is similar to that game in that if you're playing on an NES, you'll be placed back in Jova when entering the password you can ask for when you Game Over. They’re a little lengthy (16 characters), but they aren't the worst I've heard of, and Jova is fairly centrally located. If you're playing on the Virtual Console, just exit to the Wii Menu when on the Game Over screen, without resetting. That way, you can pick up exactly where you left off. You don't even have to write down the passwords thanks to this de-facto save state!<br />
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Alright, moment of truth: In my opinion, it's not badly translated. It's deliberately cryptic. The manual even says that some of the townspeople are tricksters! I had one problem, and it was the result of a lack of exploration and an assumption naturally made by the human brain given the specific visual stimuli on display. However, that decidedly is NOT the result of mistranslation. I was able to completely fill out the menu and do EVERYTHING, except proceed to the endgame. I acknowledge that not being able to find Castlevania is an intensely significant act with which to have trouble. However, it is nice to see that the greatest challenge was the final one. Someone more clever and thorough than me could easily manage it. I'm just over the moon that it didn't involve the translation or any of the puzzle-solving!<br />
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It was partially MY fault, and partially the designers being intimately aware of the intricacies of human perception and thought processes. I think it's a fair and intelligent challenge. You're free to disagree all you want.<br />
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I'm not sorry, guys; this is an ambitious, fully fleshed-out NES game, whose clue-dependent puzzles <b><i><u>can</u></i></b> be solved with the text as it was presented. If you'd like to see my justifications for the ones that I couldn't forget the solutions to, please check below the cut. More than anything, though, I'd like this to serve as evidence for my belief that, <u>if you're truly interested in something, you should judge it yourself</u>.</div>
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<span style="color: #674ea7;">Buyer's Guide</span>: Originally an NES game. It seems it was re-done for the PC. I know for a fact that it was on the Wii and Wii U Virtual Consoles. It's also on the NES mini. It is not, however, on the Famicom Mini. They included Final Fantasy III, instead. Not VI, the real III. What were they thinking!?!?! There's a redacted version out there, available on actual carts, but it should be obvious that I don't think you need to bother with that sort of thing.<br />
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#1: Using Crystals to open paths: In Aljiba, you're told that there are clues in Veros Woods. If you dutifully rend the earth there with Holy Water, you will be told how to use crystals.<br />
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#2: Directing the River Man: A Jovan Jerk will undoubtedly make you waste a clove of garlic or two, but it is possible to figure this out from the clues available. In Aljiba, the town closest to Rover/Lauber Mansion, you're told that the Dead River waits to be freed from the curse. In Rover Mansion itself, a text tells you to destroy the curse with Dracula's heart. There's nothing else interaction-able on the Dead River, so showing body parts to the River Man is a logical thing to do, after wasting some garlic.<br />
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#3: Deborah Cliff: In Alba, you're given bunk advice about hitting your head on the cliff to make a hole. If you successfully direct the River Man, you can find a text in Brahm's Mansion, which tells you to wait at the cliff for a soul with a red crystal. That soul will be you! Even if you didn't figure the secret of the Dead River out, first, though, there's a very good chance that you will already know that kneeling with crystals is a viable option for making things happen.</div>
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<i>Symphony of the Night</i> is the quintessential example of a game that largely changed, and then subsequently dictated, the gameplay of its franchise, going forward. While most games of the era were focused on delivering early, pioneering 3D experiences, Castlevania instead dedicated itself to perfecting a sex-tight 2D platforming juggernaut. To my knowledge, this was the birth of the hybrid sub-genre, Metroidvania. Which, is famous for draping the former’s power-up driven exploration in the quaint trappings of everyone’s favorite (non-sparkly) vampire lord.<br />
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This incarnation of the castle mostly exists as one large, interconnected experience. The various wings and caverns are united by loading zones perfectly masquerading as short hallways the length of Mega Man boss-corridors. Yes, you will be backtracking through areas multiple times, but you’ll always have new toys and abilities to dispatch the endlessly respawning minions of the night. Many of the weapons have special attacks that can be discovered through simple trial and error. The same is true for the button combinations necessary to elicit the spells already lying dormant in your arsenal. Though, there are scrolls available to teach you the lengthier ones, on your first playthrough. They are exquisitely fitting, given the protagonist’s lineage. SOTN was actually Alucard’s second appearance in the series, debuting as he did in <i>Castlevania III</i>. Thankfully, his movement is infinitely smoother and finessed, here, aided by several, once again, entirely apropos transformations.<br />
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All of this is topped off by what is objectively the largest easter egg a game could deliver without wearing out its welcome. At this point in my life, I could admit that it can indeed sometimes test my patience. But, I’ve thought about it, and I feel like that would be roasting a sacred cow, just for the sake of it. <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2017/11/castlevania-ii-simons-quest-1988.html" target="_blank">Simon’s Quest</a> always leaves me wanting more, upon finishing a run, but SOTN is like Thanksgiving dinner: you’re going to feel bloated, but by next year, you’re going to be itching to do it all over again.<br />
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I suppose the elephant in the room is the spoken dialogue. Some have blasphemously described it as hokey! It’s found throughout, but especially at the outset. I find it entirely iconic, and I absolutely refuse to play any of the versions that have done away with it. It’s one of the absolute best parts of the experience, and I promise you that if you like the genre, setting, and themes at play, you will love SOTN. You will.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">Buyer’s Guide</span>: Originally on the Playstation 1. The Saturn port allows you to play as, and fight, Maria. It also provides a <i>hand</i>ful of gameplay extras and two additional areas to explore. It’s known as <i>Dracula X: Nocturne in the Moonlight</i>. The standard version is available as an unlockable extra in <i>The Dracula X Chronicles</i> on PSP. The version on Xbox live is said to remove much of the lag natively present in the game. However, it does away with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRZpjlrKM8A" target="_blank">the best video game song ever</a>. I’ve got the PSN version installed on both my PS3 and PSP, and I’ve never noticed anything different from my PSX original. I.e., I absolutely recommend that release.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-58671465934606431572017-01-17T14:41:00.000-08:002019-10-23T15:04:43.872-07:00Pokémon Moon (2016)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="s1"><i>"It is only when the balance of old and new is just right that you can create something original."</i></span></div>
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<span class="s1">Are you listening, Toei? Unlike the demo, which skewed heavily towards Gen 1 (probably for the sake of players returning via Pok</span>é<span style="letter-spacing: 0px;">mon Go -_-), Moon actually abides by this mantra, to the letter. I’d argue that the mix is about 90:10, in favor of entirely new content. Instead of challenging gyms, you’re tasked with completing various trials. These activities vary and increase in creativity and appropriateness as the game progresses. Don’t get annoyed if the first one feels disappointing, like it did to me. After every trial on a given island is complete, you’ll face off with its kahuna, in the standard manner. In both instances, you’ll be awarded with their associated Z-Crystals, which allow your pokes to use Z-moves. If one of your pokes has a move of the matching type, they can equip the crystal and perform a corresponding special move, once per battle. Just as Mega Evolution grants a power-up form, a Z-move is essentially a hissatsu. Yes, one of the event pokémon IS an homage to Kamen Rider Ichigo and his unique Z-move is a Rider Kick!!! Many status moves can also be utilized as such for status related effects.</span></div>
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<span class="s1">Though, while I'll be able to bring my Mawile from <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2015/07/pokemon-y-2013.html" target="_blank">Y</a> over, it cannot arrive holding its Mega Stone, which is also completely absent from Alola. I’m made to suffer for the sake of keeping things balanced for competitive players. That’s bullshit. I came to like Mega Evolution once I had conceptualized it as a power-up form. I.e., it's fine that it's temporary.</span></div>
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The many delays and behind the scenes troubles that plagued the game's development are well-documented elsewhere, so I'll skip all of that. My stance can be summed up with a familiar phrase, 'better late than never'. And in a strange way the delay makes TLG more special to me, because it delivers the kind of one-player PS2-era experience that is becoming rare in titles on modern consoles.<br />
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But, subjective silver lining aside, there's a drawback to deal with. While not much of a problem at the beginning, what's required of you as you progress deeper into the game causes the camera mechanic to feel outdated. Because it has to acknowledge both the boy and the giant cat-bird-dog creature (named Trico) featured on the cover art, it can favour one when you need it to favour the other. It moves freely with the right stick, but in cramped spaces its functionality takes a hit, leading to frustration, and the game features quite a lot of such places.<br />
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Trico feels more alive and has more personality than any collection of pixels should conceivably have. Equal parts ferocious and timid, Trico is a genuine wonder, and it only takes about twenty minutes of play to become completely attached to its presence. The creature has its own mind, it's not an empty-headed steed, so when you want it to go someplace you'll have to encourage it, which often means assessing its mood and influencing it accordingly. If it's hungry, feed it; if it's frightened, soothe it, etc. Judge well and you'll have smoother sailing.</div>
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If you enjoyed Ueda's previous games, namely <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/ico-2001-2011-in-hd.html">ICO (2001)</a> and <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/shadow-of-colossus-2005-2011-in-hd.html">Shadow of the Colossus (2005)</a>, then the chances are good that you'll enjoy TLG, too. The world has the same kind of ancient, historically rich beauty as its predecessors; the same kind of forward progression and puzzle solving as ICO; and the necessary interdependence of the two main characters is once again where the heart of the story resides. You play as the young boy, but if you're an animal lover in real life then the winged Trico is likely where the majority of your sympathies will lie.<br />
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The two largest alterations have a gigantic impact on how convenient it is to do a 100% playthrough. Owl statues now grant permanent saves, instead of temporary ‘memo’ saves. Resetting the time, however, no longer elicits one. I.e., get into the new habit of resetting, playing the Inverse Song of Time and running around the clock tower to the owl statue, now centrally located along with the bank. Having legitimate saves in the middle of cycles makes once trying things, like completing Anju & Kafei’s quest, completely tolerable.</div>
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While many other small refinements were made, sometimes the original tail-end dialogue for events will remain, resulting in a nice sense of preservation, but also a tiny loss of overall semantic logic. Further, relocating two of the masks may seem infuriating (especially given what one of them is), but this does result in a stronger story for an involved NPC.</div>
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The four boss fights are updated, unequivocally, for the better. They are more involved and cinematic. In order to maneuver underwater like an Arwing, Mikau now requires magic. Fear not, you can still dash and dolphin leap just fine without any, but if you want to have unfettered fun, I absolutely recommend going to grab a bottle of Chateau Romani before taking a swim.</div>
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There are only two problems. One is a bonus feature, so I’m not inclined to hold it against this release: While it makes all the sense in the world to finally bring the one truly missing feature of 3D Zelda games to MM3D, the fishing is simply a complete disappointment. The IDEA of wearing certain masks to catch analogous fish is incredibly sound! Having to basically catch every fish in the lake to spawn “boss” fish, however, is tedium and there is no reward, at all. When I say reward, I mean a log, a menu to fill up stating which fish I’ve caught. That’s ALL I ask for when it comes to fishing in Zelda, and I’d imagine that’s true for most fans. Here, as far as I can tell, you catch them, (sometimes) hear a comment from the fishing hole attendant, and release them with no record whatsoever that you caught them in the first place. If I’m wrong, please correct me.</div>
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The other issue could be serious, depending on individual circumstances: There were two instances where I became caught up on the geometry in Termina Field. I was able to free myself both times by changing forms. I realize that you cannot go outside prior to gaining control over the Deku Mask, but that could easily occur in Clock Town, if you’re trying to be adventurous with your jumping the same way I was when I had trouble outside.</div>
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I absolutely recommend this over the original versions, but please be careful on your first cycle! That said, I don’t think I've ever made it entirely clear how much I adore this interactive piece of fiction. Majora's Mask 3D makes this dense, rich experience magnitudes more playable. It is an utter joy to execute actions in this game once you understand how to play it. Resonant emotional colors bleed from it profusely. Cherish it, if it speaks to you even a fraction as much as it does to me.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-63962184206426159502016-09-12T06:07:00.000-07:002019-11-19T06:33:43.602-08:00Back to the Future: The Game (2010)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If you're not already familiar with Telltale's brand of graphic adventure, I'll attempt to explain in one paragraph: TT are storytellers. The story is the main event. Because of that, calling it a game is being descriptively generous. The visuals are stuck in the PS2 era. The animations are clunky. The interface is as simplistic as they come, with the player required to interact with people or objects and walk from place to place to find them. Conversations have multiple possible responses, but quite often it doesn't matter which one you choose or in which order because the response will be the same. You don't buy a TT title just for gameplay - you buy it for story because TT know how to deliver in that dept.<br />
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It begins on May 14th 1986. Hill Valley. The events in the films are the past. Doc Brown is missing. Marty is with Biff and George, and he's worried. Things seem bad, but they're about to get a lot worse and it'll be your job as Marty to fix them.<br />
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The time-hopping shenanigans that follow reference the entire film trilogy but take cues mostly from the structure of Part II (1989). If you know and love the films then you'll spot a HUGE amount of additional detail. The people at TT must really be fans of the franchise. They captured the enduring spirit of the series perfectly.<br />
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Not all voices are provided by the original actors, but they sound like they are; the effort made to match them exactly really paid off, with the discernible nuances of each actor's dialogue being present and largely correct. Ironically, some of the original cast sound less like their 1986-selves than the replacements do!<br />
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It gets more and more self-referential each time. Ep III is very talky but also funny, clever and with a high level of satire. The puzzle solving is fun but can quickly slip into being frustrating. Deductive reasoning alone isn't always enough to get you though, so be prepared for much trial and error and seeing multiple times animations that can't be skipped. Nevertheless, it's worth the inconvenience.</div>
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<span class="s1">Right off the bat, I have seen this expanded version of the game advertised as containing new weapons. While undeniably factual, it sadly exists as a marketing machination and nothing more. They’re weapons for Maria, not for James, and they are simply variations of standard ones found in the main game, and the series at large. Put no weight into this bullet point.</span></div>
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<span class="s1">The new endings are of course Maria’s and the UFO ending. It’s retroactively hard for me to believe that they initially left that out, but they did. If you’re the sort to shoot for the 10 star ranking, it’s a bit easier to do on the vanilla release as you don’t have to spend time doing a UFO run. One less available ending is one less ending to achieve. Maria’s is done well and cannot be divorced from her journey, hence it is a legitimate selling point.</span></div>
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<span class="s1">That journey is the crux of the entire issue. Do I think her scenario is worth purchasing the enhanced edition of the game over? I personally feel it IS a worthwhile use of one’s time. However, I am very aware that I am a diehard fan of the game and consequently biased. It exists as part of Silent Hill 2 and gels with themes of the franchise and specifics of the game proper, so of course I would feel that it’s indispensable. To someone new to the game, I would objectively say: if you can find a version of it containing the extras for up to ~$5 USD more than the standard release, grab it to avoid having to double-dip, should you end up loving the experience. If you have the original and adore it, go ahead and double up. I cannot see a big fan of it being disappointed.</span></div><div class="p1"><span class="s1"> </span></div><div class="p1"><span class="s1"><span style="color: #fcff01;">Oh Neg, you bittersweet summer child. You had no idea what the world (and corporate entities) would do. When you're done laughing at me, reader, click</span> <a href="https://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2023/09/lets-talk-about-silent-hill-in-2023.html" target="_blank">here</a>. <br /></span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-13207013411571456172016-08-23T19:55:00.001-07:002017-06-19T14:38:31.692-07:00Soundless Mountain II (2008)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Seeing the above picture in a Google image search may lead someone to believe that it's simply a kitschy bit of fanart. As awesome as it would still be if it were indeed nothing more than that, this is actually the artwork for a genuine computer game! It sadly does not come close to encompassing the entirety of <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2012/02/silent-hill-2-2001.html" target="_blank">the source material</a>'s journey, but it is a loving 8bit-esque homage to it. The text predictably skirts just to the right of the actual dialogue and the pathfinding is simplified to a notable degree. The combat is best avoided when possible, but it doesn't really distract from your limited exploring to have to dodge things on the 2D plane utilized here. There's one screen I guarantee you'll be capping, even if you never return to this the way I do from time to time.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-36644446815911002782016-07-01T18:29:00.001-07:002020-02-28T13:01:29.133-08:00Final Fantasy XII (2006)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="s1">*I don’t mind the above addition because labeling tools doesn’t negate the work the player has to do. Those nails aren’t hammering themselves. Conversely, I am very annoyed that the trade quest is now mapped out step by step. The world is not large enough, at least in terms of NPCs, to justify this.</span></div>
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The objective of the game, if I'm not mistaken, is to advance through poorly designed and repetitive levels battling bland enemies, employing badly animated sword strikes to end their miserable existence. You'll use a roll manoeuvre during combat in an attempt to add variety, but it's not necessary and you'll soon grow tired of even that. You'll discover that it's quicker to simply lock onto them with L2 (if you're lucky) and hack and slash until they become a crumpled heap.<br />
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He-Man can also jump, which comes in handy for cocking-up the awful platform sections. At those times, collision detection in hinted at but largely absent.<br />
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He-Man's muscular physique is referenced often, in the piss-poor animation and in having each step he takes be accompanied by monotonous heavy footfalls that drill deeper and deeper into the player's brain with each laboured step.<br />
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You'll be required to hit switches and then wonder if they even registered, collect keys that are approximately half as big as you are, and reset your game often because of getting stuck in parts of levels that are easy to get into but impossible to exit from. On the plus side, you don't actually have to carry the keys once you find them, because he has a magic gaming pouch in his furry pants.<br />
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If you endure, like a real hero would, you're rewarded (compensated?) with special moves that do more damage but take an age to enact. I'm genuinely not sure if they were purposefully slow-mo or if the frame rate actually shit itself.<br />
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The Eternian hero is voiced by Cam Clarke, who also played him in the short-lived but fantastic <a href="http://deadercuckoo3.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/he-man-and-masters-of-universe-complete.html" target="_blank">Masters of the Universe</a> reboot in 2002. That series was never released outside of R1 territories, whereas this game was only released in Europe. MotU fans from R2 got shafted in the first instance, but MotU fans from countries other than Europe should consider the second instance an act of mercy.<br />
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My time with He-Man: DoG ended when I rose from sitting, walked purposefully to the console and said aloud, "Get the fuck out of my machine!"<br />
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<b><span style="color: red;">Genre</span></b>: Action / Adventure | <b><span style="color: red;">Players</span></b>: One | <b><span style="color: red;">Developer</span></b>: Silicon Studio</div>
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If I say the words: sword, shield, life meter (red), magic meter (green), bomb bag, bottles, boomerang, magic boots, maze-like puzzles, side quests and fairy companion then there's a high probability that you're going to think of <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/Legend%20of%20Zelda" target="_blank">The Legend of Zelda</a>, right? I would too, but now you can add 3D Dot to the list. It has a stupid title, I know, and it would be natural to assume before playing it that the blatant theft makes it deserving of derision, but the opposite is true, it deserves much praise. It takes the classic, honed to perfection, 8-bit LoZ 2D aesthetic and translates it into a homage-filled 3D adventure for PlayStation 3 owners.<br />
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I don't mean the <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-1998.html" target="_blank">Ocarina of Time (1998)</a> kind of 3D, either. It keeps the angled/overhead perspective of an older LoZ title and instead of turning pixels into regular polygons it lovingly builds everything from blocks, keeping it old-school even while it utilises modern tech, imbuing everything with an almost tilt-shift photography vibe (for the technically-minded, it uses voxels).<br />
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Furthermore, despite there being no need to do so, the screen even slides from designated area to area just like it would on a handheld. It's that kind of game; you can feel the love and nostalgic charm in every constructed part.<br />
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Speaking of construction, you can customise your character completely (except weapons), as long as you can visualise him/her/it in square blocks. There are tons of pre-made ones to choose from, but if you're feeling adventurous you can start from scratch and build Link, Samus, Mario, Iron Man, Voltron, Jesus (on or off a cross), anything you want! (For extra jollies, name your character 'Bates'.)<br />
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If you get bored being who you are then simply change at the load screen. And it's even possible to share creations with friends because, unlike some other developers, the people at Silicon Studio haven't locked the save files. They made it as easy as pie to pop them onto a USB stick and give them to the world.<br />
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Your chosen hero's swords are upgradable. If you have enough cash you can leave the blacksmith's with a weapon that'd give Cloud Strife an inferiority complex.<br />
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4 swords for a jobbing hero out of 5Dr Faustushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608513546014130157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-32892340091699379412016-01-25T07:06:00.000-08:002016-02-20T07:52:46.597-08:00Tony Hawk's American Wasteland (2005)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Oh, no, not another Tony Hawk game post! Yes, but there's something positive to say this time, so I don't have to feel depressed by the end of it.<br />
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The main one-player game has the same awful 'One Goal at a Time' structure as the previous three entries, but for an 'open world' setting it does an admirable job at fooling you into thinking there are no loading times between areas.<br />
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The story is better than T.H.U.G's was. It's even kind of funny at times. You're a regular nobody, a wannabe, fresh off the bus, required to prove your skills to the local <strike>doucebags</strike> skaters before you can get a foot in the competition door and land some sweet sponsorship deals. Along the way you'll make friends and play a key role in the building of a private Skate Ranch.<br />
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You could play through that half of the game if you want, you might even enjoy parts of it, but the best thing about T.H.A.W is that it has <b><span style="color: yellow;">CLASSIC MODE</span></b>!<br />
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Classic Mode is respectful to the structure of THPS 1-3. You're given a set amount of time and a set number of goals (including Secret Tape) that when completed don't halt the action – you can keep going, stringing goals together in one glorious run. And, as before, you can boost your abilities by finding and acquiring Stat Points. The difficulty level is set kind of high, so new players may well be succumbing to frustration at times, but eventually you'll learn the layout of the levels and the button presses needed to score big combos.<br />
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More praise: the soundtrack has some excellent tunes from the likes of (in no particular order) Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, D.R.I., Public Enemy, Spirit Caravan, Green Day, The Doors, The Bravery, Motley Crue, and lots more (sixty-three in all).<br />
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Interestingly, the voice of the main character (Kensucky) in the one-player campaign is Will Friedle, who you may know as Terry McGinnis/Batman from <a href="http://deadercuckoo3.blogspot.co.uk/2014/09/batman-beyond-complete-series-1999-2001.html" target="_blank">Batman Beyond</a> (aka Batman of the Future, 1999-2001). His new best friend is voiced by Cree Summer, who played Terry's friend Max in the same show.<br />
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This is a much maligned game, and in terms of gameplay, I 100% agree. The movement is animated poorly, the environments are shoddily rendered, and frankly there are some glitches afoot that can prevent forward progress altogether. I played this when I returned to gaming around 2005 and even then I knew deep down that it was a fairly miserable interactive endeavor. I never would have expected <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.com/2013/10/constantine-2005.html">the Constantine game</a> to be the eternal champion of those initial purchases. You CAN mess around with what I will retroactively call a hacking app and make your controller vibrate on command, if that does anything for you. It shouldn't.<br />
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When it comes to the story, however, this a case of a diamond being completely enmeshed in an elephant turd. The cutscenes are MAGNIFICENT, flat out. They are hyper canonical, in my book. Not only are we treated to more footage of Mary Alice as the Oracle (who I prefer in the role) but we're also given a more balanced glimpse of Lock, a wonderful and funny fight scene for Ballard (Roy Jones Jr.), our third hilarious Operator/Everyman (Sparks), and everything I need to justify Ghost being one of my most cherished characters in the entire saga.<br />
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The Wachowskis must be commended for realizing their value compared to the mountain of trash they were buried in, and consequently liberating them. They can now be found in the Reloaded Revisited materials on the Ultimate Matrix Collection. What took place in the game between them can easily be inferred even if you haven't touched this, which, you shouldn't. The only (non-)issue is that the scenes have an air of taking place during <a href="http://deadercuckoo2.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/the-matrix-reloaded-2003.html">Reloaded</a> AND <a href="http://deadercuckoo2.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/the-matrix-revolutions-2003.html">Revolutions</a> because of Mary Alice's presence. I tend to watch them in between <a href="http://deadercuckoo2.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/the-matrix-1999.html">the first movie</a> and Reloaded but watching them in between either is the best you're going to do outside of splicing them into Reloaded yourself. That is, of course, if you've seen the trilogy before. If you want to watch them on your first run of the films.....don't. There's no super clean way to do it as a virgin to the property.<br />
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I haven't much spoke to this as a game, because to me it really isn't one. It was a miserable little cage that no longer need exist in my world or on my shelf.<br />
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The '2' in the title is a clue. Yes, it's a sequel. But didn't costumed twins Wren and Reynold already save Hallowe'en in the original <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/ps3-costume-quest-2010.html" target="_blank">Costume Quest (2010)</a>? Maybe they did, but they need to save it again, this time in the past, because there's some rudimentary timey-wimey shenanigans afoot. Grab your sack and suit up, kids.<br />
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CQ 2 doesn't reinvent the gaming wheel, but it makes good use of the one it already had. As before you're completing quests for both XP and candy, but a number of little things have been improved.<br />
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You now have access to the speedy-boots regardless of which costume you're wearing, so you'll not have to switch as often for simple level traversing.<br />
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However, you will be required to switch during the exploration phase in order to operate or initiate certain things within the colourful world. If you find an inaccessible part of a level, it likely means you don't have the correct costume yet, so find or earn its component parts before returning.<br />
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A small number of the new costumes are secret, meaning you won't just find them during the course of a standard play through; you'll have to go off the obvious path a few times in order to discover them.<br />
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The turn based combat has also received some minor but welcome tweaks and additions, although it does still feel repetitive after a while. Also, if you just scrape through a fight and are far from a save point, you can scoff a small portion of your candy haul and recover some health that way.<br />
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In closing, if you're too lazy, too old, unwilling or unable to role-play within the watered-down farce of a meaningful annual pagan festival that is modern Hallowe'en night, then you can do it from the comfort of your own home in your socks, and you won't get sick from all the sugar and razor blades, either.<br />
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3 candy violations out of 5Dr Faustushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608513546014130157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-84177088944156983062015-10-15T09:02:00.000-07:002017-09-04T03:08:07.465-07:00Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 (2002)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If the loud parts of the internet are to be believed, a majority of Tony Hawk game fans consider Tony Hawk's Underground (2003), aka T.H.U.G, to be the turning point for the franchise, the game where it went from strength to shambles. I differ in that I feel THPS 4 was that point; it was the title that changed the core structure upon which all else was built. T.H.U.G just took it to the next (lowest) level.<br />
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Gone are the quick, arcade style, individual runs, replaced by a more open-world, free-skate environment in which tasks or goals have to be initiated by speaking to NPCs, and to do that you first have to find the damned NPCs in the now larger environments. Making each area more expansive may sound good in theory, but in practice it means that there are less nearby objects to combo to and you have further to travel to find the next goal each time you complete one. (You can choose goals from a list in the menu once you've discovered them, but why would you want to do that?) Furthermore, having the S-K-A-T-E and C-O-M-B-O letters spread further apart makes gathering them less enjoyable.<br />
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Stat Points are now earned from completing the aforementioned tasks, not littered around the environment for you to collect. It's a process that's at odds with the illusion of freedom that the 'open-world' is supposed to give you, and to some degree it dictates the order in which you can do certain things.<br />
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The most notable consequence of the change, however, is that the huge sense of pride a player felt when achieving more than one goal in a single run is no longer possible. You have one task and once it's achieved you're returned to the free-skate-esque environment to hunt down the next one. The transition from being 'on a task' to 'off a task' is an ugly, abrupt and jarring one, making the already unfavourable process seem even more poorly considered.<br />
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I’ve saved the worst until last. Prepare for eye-twich. There are mini-games.<br />
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On a positive note, the customisation options are extensive for a game of the era, and the number of hidden, unlockable skaters is generous, so you can at least look cool in-game while you're wishing you'd picked up the THPS3 disc instead.<br />
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2½ flippity-doos out of 5Dr Faustushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608513546014130157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5219000745438793285.post-65412657480744203852015-08-02T00:01:00.000-07:002015-12-09T03:43:22.670-08:00Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry (2014)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="color: red;">Genre</span></b>: Action / Adventure | <b><span style="color: red;">Players</span></b>: 1 | <b><span style="color: red;">Developer</span></b>: Ubisoft</div>
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Our introduction to Freedom Cry’s protagonist Adéwalé was in <a href="http://deadercuckoo6.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/assassins-creed-iv-black-flag-2013.html" target="_blank">Ass Creed IV: Black Flag (2013)</a> when he served as quartermaster aboard Captain Kenway's pirate ship, the Jackdaw. FC is set fifteen years after that time, with the former quartermaster now a fully-fledged assassin and Captain of his own vessel.<br />
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Things go bad and Adéwalé gets washed ashore after a shipwreck. The place he lands is Saint-Domingue, a French colony on the Caribbean island of Hispaniola. In Saint-Domingue black workers are kept as slaves by cruel white masters. Adéwalé empathises with the working men and women, having once been held in similar chains, so he chooses to stay and liberate them using his assassin skills.<br />
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Originally a DL-only addition to Black Flag it was subsequently released as a standalone title minus the IV prefix in the title. That means if you own the Ass Creed IV disc you can choose the original partial download. It’s the full FC game but makes use of your existing AC IV install files. If you don’t have the disc you can download a larger file enabling you to play the full FC game in its standalone guise. At full price, when compared to the amount of gameplay that IV gives you, FC is piss-poor value. It doesn't get close to my definition of value for money.<br />
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The biggest addition to gameplay is the ability to free slaves from plantations. In fact, it’s your currency while on land. It sounds odd, but (once unlocked) guns and ammunition are free as reward for selfless services rendered. The better items can only be purchased once you've freed enough people.<br />
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There’s an important social message at its core that's deserving of wider attention, but everything about the expansion feels rushed, from the story to the poorly thought-out progressions and limited number of upgrades. Whereas IV had more in it than it first appeared, FC has less than it first appears. The majority of the locations are nothing more than a tiny beach area with two or three visible treasure chests. You’ll visit them once, with no need to ever return. Worse still, the sea shanties are absent, meaning sea journeys feel longer and are mirthless.<br />
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The few larger areas that make up the bulk of the game are well-designed and would've fit nicely into IV. It's a shame there isn't more to do within them and that the missions on them are so broken. Of the nine memories (missions) available, I had to restart six because of glitches. One in particular had to be restarted four times because the same glitch made it impossible to complete. That's the kind of thing I'd expect in a beta, not a final product. Well, except a Ubisoft product.<br />
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2½ changing tides out of 5Dr Faustushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608513546014130157noreply@blogger.com0